This would most definitely work on anyone ever.
Think you’ve seen it all? Think again. Outside those doors, we might see anything. We could find new worlds, terrifying monsters, impossible things. And if you come with me… nothing will ever be the same again!
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Whovians: You know who has to carry the Olympic Torch and light up the fire?
BBC: Hey, wait a second, you kno-
Whovians: You know who has to do it
BBC: Listen, that was just an episode-
Whovians: You know who.
BBC: It's just fiction.
Whovians: You know who.
BBC: But this series is not that important as-
Whovians: You know.
BBC: But-
Whovians: Or the world will explode
BBC: ...What?
Whovians: It's time law BBC.
BBC: ...
Whovians: It's the law of the universe.
BBC: ....
Whovians: There will be a crack in time.
BBC: I think you take this a bit too seriou-
Whovians: The Doctor will come
BBC: But David hasn't even got time for this, we asked-
Whovians: It's written in history.
BBC: But the Queen-
Whovians: Will not be amused.
Rose Tyler: Both working…
Jackie Tyler: What d’you mean, both?
Rose Tyler: Well, he’s got two hearts.
Jackie Tyler: Oh, don’t be stupid.
Rose Tyler: He has!
Jackie Tyler: Anything else he’s got two of?
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“TARDIS Submarine” by sirwatson.
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He wrote the book on smouldering.
but I would walk 500 miles, and I would walk 500 more
just to be that man who walked a thousand miles to fall down at your door
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